Masewera akuluakulu & FuckingMachines

Gawoli likutchedwa LARGE TOYS & FUCKINGMACHINES. Ayi, ife sitikukuyimbirani, tisiye kukhala opusa. Awa ndi malo oweruza-ndi opanda malire, sitimanya manyazi. Ndipotu, timaganiza kuti mumakonda kwambiri zosangalatsa zachikulire. Palibe chomwe chikumenya kanema wabwino wa makina XXX, chabwino? Choncho, ngati mumakonda fuckingmachines ndi zipangizo zonse zowonjezera mphamvu, mudzatha kuyamikira khama lathu.
Si kudzikuza-kudzichepetsa, kapena chirichonse chonga icho. Tachita kafukufuku wathu pochita ma telo a malonda omwe amalengeza makina osayenerera XXX akuonera zolaula, masewera osatha a XXX makina olaula, fuckingmachines amawombola kwaulere ndipo ena mwa iwo amafika poti amachitcha makina opangira mafayilo. Nkhani, izo sizitchulidwa "facking machine". Anywho, tapita kukawona malo onse otchuka kwambiri, omwe ali ndi makina okhudzana ndi ma XXX omwe mumakonda komanso mukudziwa chiyani? Amatha kutulutsa zojambulajambula zojambulajambula tsiku lonse, akhoza kugula malonda ndi kuchita chilichonse, koma sangakupatseni zomwezo monga momwe timachitira. Deta yathu yowonongeka yowonongeka ikukula ndikukulirakulira, zonse chifukwa cha zodabwitsa zathu. Amenewa ndiwo anthu omwe amakukozani ndi makina abwino kwambiri mavidiyo olaula ndi zojambula zogonana, awo ndiwo anthu omwe amasungira zida zatsopano tsiku ndi tsiku, pafupifupi ola lililonse, masiku asanu ndi awiri pa sabata. Mukudziwa chifukwa chake? Chifukwa onse amakonda fuckingmachines, ndicho chinthu chawo. Mukhoza kupeza chinthu china chosavuta, chothandizira ndalama pa webusaitiyi, koma sichidzasintha khalidwe ndi chilakolako cha zolaula zomwe tili nazo pano. Zonse chifukwa cha inu, ogwiritsa ntchito. Tikufuna kukuthokozani, alendowo, popeza tikukumana ndi mtima wowolowa manja!
Ngati mubwera kuno kwa makina XXX mavidiyo ndi zina zotero, konzekerani kudabwa. Simunayambe kuona zithunzi zolaula zambiri zokhudzana ndi kink yanu yaing'ono, yonse pamalo amodzi. Tili ndi mavidiyo ambiri ndipo muli ndi maola a 24 tsiku limodzi kuti muwayang'ane, choncho ndi zovuta kuti muzisankha bwino, koma izo ziri pa inu. Ndiwo mtanda umene uyenera kunyamula. Pepani, osadandaula. Pokhudzana ndi khalidwe la XXX, palibe amene angatikhudze, chifukwa cha anthu komanso anthu. Anthu akuwoneka kuti amakonda zithunzi zolaula komanso safuna kuika zosakaniza, zosasangalatsa komanso zowonongeka. Simungapeze mavidiyo okwana hafu theka ndi atsikana omwe amawoneka okhumudwa ndi maganizo awo, mumakhala ndikumverera kwenikweni, mtima weniweni. Atsikana ena amasewera, nawonso! Mukukonda kusewera, sichoncho? Zonsezi zopanda pake zopanda makina zothandizira makina zodzazidwa ndi mavidiyo omwe asungwana samapewa kapena kubodza, koma apa tili ndi mavidiyo enieni pa intaneti.
Sangalalani ndikhale pano. Muzisangalala ndi mtsinje wokhazikika wa zosintha, zomwe anthu ena amakonda kutcha "kutumiza". Mudzasangalala kukambirana ndi anthu oganiza bwino, chifukwa mumagawana kink yomweyo. Mwinamwake mungapange anzanu atsopano panjira, mwinamwake mudzapeza mwana wathanzi kuthamanga ndi makina, yemwe akudziwa? Chinthu chokha chimene chiri chotsimikizika: mudzatenga matani aulere. Mwinamwake mukufuna galimoto yaikulu?

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